Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 07, 2020

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    I don’t have one to fracture.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I called up my boss and told him I couldn’t go to work; I couldn’t find my pulse then I realized I had my hand wrapped around my coffee cup.

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    1953Baby  over 4 years ago

    Motivation? Ya mean like “setting goals,” “figuring out a procedure to reach those goals”, and then having some self-important twit decide that your goals aren’t high enough, or your procedures don’t include enough acknowledgement that the twit had a hand in guiding/mentoring you? that motivation?

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    Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Aunty, I believe that was surgically removed a very long time ago.

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    MickMaus  over 4 years ago

    I worked for about a year with broken motivation and finally gave up working and retired. Why did I wait so long? :-)

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    No work = No wine box in the fridge. Motivated yet, old girl?

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Not to worry Auntie, you were fired 2 years ago. You didn’t get the memo because you haven’t been to work.

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    andersjg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Like I said once before, “my work attitude improved when I retired.”

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    amaneaux  over 4 years ago

    I put my motivation in the dryer, and it shrank.

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    russellc64  over 4 years ago

    My motivation ran off with my dignity. I think they are living in sin somewhere on the east coast.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    I sent my Motivation to work while I stayed home and took a nap.

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