Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 09, 2024

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    What ever  10 months ago

    Oh, he’s got it bad.

    “If you’re floating off the ground for more than four hours, see a doctor.”

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  10 months ago

    A slightly more experienced teacher would’ve diagnosed the floating.

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    SKJAM! Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yes, “be yourself”, but “myself” has always turned the opposite sex off.

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    Claymore Premium Member 10 months ago

    Wow! That really was a great haircut she got!

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    tims145  10 months ago

    “Be yourself.” I never got a girl friend until I pitched that stupid advice. My normal self apparently was mildly or not so mildly repellent.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Geez, now I’m floating around.

    Little Claire is spectacular.

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    6turtle9  10 months ago

    He has been bitten and so smitten. I wish I couldn’t relate to this so much.

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    Pequod  10 months ago

    Those eyes! That smile! That hair! Baxter dreams of Little Claire.

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    GaryCooper  10 months ago

    Linton! Claire is maximally “available” right now. Make your move! You know, talk to her, ask her out, that kind of thing.

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    GaryCooper  10 months ago

    “Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. In that case, be Batman.”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s weird to see Linton Like this. Weird but nice. Claire put a fire into him.

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