“It’s my hairline that’s retreating faster than a French cavalryman on Seabiscuit, isn’t it? Damn these cowardly follicles! I suppose it doesn’t help that I have a forehead like a Klingon.”
He’s a splendidly handsome young bloke/ in his pink panty-hose, and his cloak/ but she shyly demurs/ for some instinct of hers/ correctly suspects that..he’s broke.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Firdays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2422 (April 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“Sorry, I can’t marry a guy who has a weaker handshake than my grandmother.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Marry you? Um, I’m doing my hair that day.”
Strob almost 5 years ago
“It pains me to admit, those red tights do look better on you.”
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“It’s my hairline that’s retreating faster than a French cavalryman on Seabiscuit, isn’t it? Damn these cowardly follicles! I suppose it doesn’t help that I have a forehead like a Klingon.”
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
and suddenly it hit him – pants! i forgot to put on my pants…
Carolyn Saunders almost 5 years ago
I think you should have bought medium rather than large – the wrinkles just don’t do it
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
At only 5’2" tall Robert needed a something extra to kiss fiance.
WoodstockJack almost 5 years ago
RIght there. Do you feel it? That lump? That’s what I’m talking about. Don’t look away, Rene!
MS72 almost 5 years ago
“LINE?”
VT8/VF84 almost 5 years ago
“If you build it, he will come!”
Ubintold almost 5 years ago
Yeah, you could use a manicure.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
He’s a splendidly handsome young bloke/ in his pink panty-hose, and his cloak/ but she shyly demurs/ for some instinct of hers/ correctly suspects that..he’s broke.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Mademoiselle, my eyes are up here.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
“C’mon babe! Just a little further. It won’t bite. You would if you loved me!”
J Short almost 5 years ago
No darling, you’re supposed to do the “job” part.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I said, “DON’T look down”!
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
“Oh. Seymour, are you SURE that handjobs don’t count?…”
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
“Sir! Please relinquish your hold on my hand, lest I be forced to call the gendarmes.”
Linguist almost 5 years ago
“Of course you want to meet my little friend, Willy, The One-Eyed Wonder Worm!”
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
“Pull my finger again.” Ha Ha! My dear are you crying, there is a tear in your eye.
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
“I’m not doing it any more.” " You ruined my blue dress last time."
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Proposal:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alfred_W._Elmore_-_The_proposal.jpg
has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/elmore_alfred.html
http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/awakeningbeauty/biographies.html
https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/136
https://books.google.com/books?id=Zl5JAAAAYAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA758#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false
https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Alfred_Elmore/9000410/Alfred_Elmore.aspx
https://www.pictorem.com/fr/profile/Alfred.Elmore
https://books.google.com/books?id=8SsJAAAAIAAJ&q=Alfred&pg=PA309#v=onepage&q=Alfred&f=false
http://www.avictorian.com/Elmore_Alfred.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Firdays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2422 (April 7, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sorry, but are those my tights you are wearing?
pcolli almost 5 years ago
“What is this that I’m holding?”
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You don’t have gloves or a face mask. No, I don’t believe you love me.
Sassy's Mom almost 5 years ago
I can’t look at you without laughing. Your tights make you look like a eunuch!
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Oh great, I just washed my hands for two songs. Now I’ll have to do it all over.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes! MaryAnn, I know it’s not too big, just give it a yank or two and see what happens
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I kissed Sleeping Beauty like they said … Trying to get her to sit up …Why .. I … I … I think she is pretending to still be asleep! The vamp!
PatsyL.Paul almost 5 years ago
“I’ll get that ring back…even if I have to cut off your finger!”