My partner wanted crown molding in the bedroom, I used it as an excuse to buy a compressor and a nailer, no arguments… Boy, why I waited all those years to get one, what a treat!
“Do not try any of this at home. The author of this book is an internet cartoonist, not a health or safety expert. He likes it when things catch fire and explode, which means he does not have your best interests in mind. The publisher and the author disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects resulting, directly or indirectly, from information contained in this book.” —Randall Munroe (author of xkcd), disclaimer at front of What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
As the owner of 9 guitars and basses, 4 working amps (and 2 non-working ones) and more stomp boxes than are readily called to mind, I surprised myself recently by declining to buy myself and electric sitar. Tons of fun to play, but no real use for it.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
So Gizmos are off limit?
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Dad likes the cheap bins at the hardware stores.
Dobby53 Premium Member over 4 years ago
When I was a wee one, my Mom once (emphasis on ONCE) gave me a brace and bit to play with one day. What was she thinking? Really?
StratmanRon over 4 years ago
At first glance, I thought the girl was dressed in a George Washington costume… Looks like a yellow version of a powdered wig.
HunterIsACriminal over 4 years ago
Except the coffee pot. Don’t hurt the coffee pot. Hurt the coffee pot and you are grounded for the next month. Oops, that don’t work no more…
cervelo over 4 years ago
My partner wanted crown molding in the bedroom, I used it as an excuse to buy a compressor and a nailer, no arguments… Boy, why I waited all those years to get one, what a treat!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Do not try any of this at home. The author of this book is an internet cartoonist, not a health or safety expert. He likes it when things catch fire and explode, which means he does not have your best interests in mind. The publisher and the author disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects resulting, directly or indirectly, from information contained in this book.” —Randall Munroe (author of xkcd), disclaimer at front of What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
Bilan over 4 years ago
Um, there is one of Mom’s gadgets that you’re not allowed to play with.
childe_of_pan over 4 years ago
As the owner of 9 guitars and basses, 4 working amps (and 2 non-working ones) and more stomp boxes than are readily called to mind, I surprised myself recently by declining to buy myself and electric sitar. Tons of fun to play, but no real use for it.