FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 08, 2020

a tad too much? more like a lot too much if you ask em

Just keep saying that, Roger… until his “thinking a tad too much” lets him beat the pants off you.

I figured Roger would eventually start to regret bringing Jason golfing with him…

Oh, and I’m pretty sure distance being in yards is just traditional for Golf, isn’t it?

Converting math to muscle memory requires lots of practice.

Hey, it can’t be any worse than your methods, Roger!

I’m pretty sure it’s just a stupid game.

I’ve watched the Pros spend minutes thinking and looking over their next shot, only to have it land in the next county. I could never be a golfer.

Planning is easy; execution is another matter.

The calculations are the easy part. Then try to hit the ball along those parameters!

That would be funny if Jason whupped Roger his first time out

Sure, the physics are easy…now if we can just get them pesky swing mechanics down to a science…..

“Golf — A good walk spoiled.” — Mark Twain

If you really thought about it, you wouldn’t play golf in the first place.

You can figure that all you want, Jason, but it’s useless since you can barely wield a club.

Don’t golf courses now insist on players using carts to speed up the game and let more customers play? A professional tournament would always require the players to walk, I think.

Practice make you better, well except at golf.