FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 19, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    forget knife or saw, Peter, and go with a guillotine

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    Just swallow it whole and chew it later on its way out.

    …whaddaya mean, you don’t have teeth there?

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    That ham has a large bone through it. Definitely a saw, then a visit to the dentist for the broken teeth.

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    KenseidenXL  over 4 years ago

    Chainsaw?

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Saw of course! And the table only tips whenever Peter makes a sandwich.

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    derdave969  over 4 years ago

    Upon graduation Peter will enroll in the Bumstead School of Sandwichology.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    When my son was a teenager, he played football. We could not put enough food in him to maintain his weight.

    I can also vaguely remember having that same problem. Not so much now. I eat about 1/6th of what I did in my late teen years and still fight to keep the weight down.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 4 years ago
    Don’t let the school find out because you might get expelled.
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    gingerspike88 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maybe he could take it to shop class …

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    jbarnes  over 4 years ago

    We once tried to cut a large slab of frozen meat with a saw (we only wanted 1/4 of it that night, and it didn’t have bones). I can’t recommend it. The blade jammed in the frozen block of meat and came off the bandsaw. Quite alarming, but we were fortunate in a way. I can’t imagine what cleaning meat off all the bandsaw parts would have been like.

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    h.v.greenman  over 4 years ago

    Li’l Abner and Dagwood Bumstead are going to sue for copyright infringement

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    I’ll bet Dagwood would know…

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    kab2rb  over 4 years ago

    Jason is need for math skills, nah just slice off what you need.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    You blockhead.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Never eat anything bigger than your head.

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    Lightsaber.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dagwood would be proud!

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    Peter needs a combination electric turkey knife / sawzall.

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