Heh. Just yesterday someone commented that they found an old yo-yo, but they hadn’t seen anyone playing with one in a long time. I think Coca-Cola tended to revive them every ten years or so, but they must be overdue now.
Calvin’s homework effort is like a yo-yo. It starts out at the top ( his dread of doing it) and drops down (realisation of the difficulty) and the best he can achieve is “walking the dog”
Well done Calvin. If you don’t have anything in particular for the "show’ then, at least, he has an entertaining “tell”. That’s a pretty good hook in the entertainment industry.
Calvin is lucky those black shadow monsters from GHOST didn’t grab him and yank him downward as he screamed. Clean up your act, kid. Clean up your act.
I think I had that teacher too. Ms. Frumster. She said she came from a long line of single older ladies that wore thick glasses and put up with kids like Calvin and I. She taught in the same school for 100 years, I believe. Finally died of smartykiditus. Sad day for the school to be sure.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
That presentation deserves an A+!
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
the homework… uh-oh
codycab about 4 years ago
Why do you bother asking, miss Wormwood?
GreasyOldTam about 4 years ago
Most people’s idea of heaven is so boring, I hope there are yo-yos there. Not that I’m really worried about getting there.
Notaspy about 4 years ago
Quick thinking by Mrs. (Ms.?) Wormwood! Although I think the quality of the presentation should more than make up for the missing homework
Yngvar Følling about 4 years ago
Heh. Just yesterday someone commented that they found an old yo-yo, but they hadn’t seen anyone playing with one in a long time. I think Coca-Cola tended to revive them every ten years or so, but they must be overdue now.
Mario64Unleashed about 4 years ago
Oh no
Aussie Down Under about 4 years ago
Calvin’s homework effort is like a yo-yo. It starts out at the top ( his dread of doing it) and drops down (realisation of the difficulty) and the best he can achieve is “walking the dog”
DaveG1960 about 4 years ago
Home work!…….SHUDDER
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well done Calvin. If you don’t have anything in particular for the "show’ then, at least, he has an entertaining “tell”. That’s a pretty good hook in the entertainment industry.
TampaFanatic1 about 4 years ago
He gets an A for ingenuity but likely will get detention for neglecting his homework.
djtenltd about 4 years ago
Once again Calvin’s overactive imagination is in overdrive.
Lantern Premium Member about 4 years ago
Tommy Smothers…Yo-Yo Man!
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
Oops! Well, he did hint that he didn’t finish it.
mountainclimber about 4 years ago
Wormwood is the prime ingredient in absinthe. Wormwood contains thujone, an hallucinogenic that can be toxic.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
If only Calvin put as much energy into his homework as he did his delusions.
anishakjaiswal about 4 years ago
Master storyteller !!!
Bruce388 about 4 years ago
Calvin could be on Doctor Phil’s next show.
kab2rb about 4 years ago
Calvin’s active imagination.
BiggerNate91 about 4 years ago
I like to think that Calvin’s homework time was spent rehearsing this instead.
marilynnbyerly about 4 years ago
Calvin is lucky those black shadow monsters from GHOST didn’t grab him and yank him downward as he screamed. Clean up your act, kid. Clean up your act.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
I’ve always wondered about the Afterlife. If I die and I’m blessed with the Knowledge of Everything, how will I be able to enjoy HBO?
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Not the first cartoon character to die of boredom from homework today!
smsrt about 4 years ago
I think I had that teacher too. Ms. Frumster. She said she came from a long line of single older ladies that wore thick glasses and put up with kids like Calvin and I. She taught in the same school for 100 years, I believe. Finally died of smartykiditus. Sad day for the school to be sure.
GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago
Even if you believe in an afterlife, that doesn’t make any sense.
Scoutmaster77 about 4 years ago
Not much different from a press conference.
AceBlade about 4 years ago
R.I.P Calvin.
einarbt about 4 years ago
If she wants to look at the homework is that because she wants to experience what Calvin experienced, and escape?
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Tomorrow: a Frisbee from Heaven