Close to Home by John McPherson for May 08, 2020

I see Bleeb is expanding his horizons. Learning to pilot a boat.

So he heard “Jet-Ski” and figured it out from there!

His friend’s in the high-fidelity first class traveling set.

https://youtu.be/cpbbuaIA3Ds

He knows how to tow the line.

Down in the South we call it trolling for alligators!

Love to see that, waterskiing at 110 mph.

Bleeb is on the wrong side; boats are right-hand drive. The skier is goofy-footed; most slalom skiers have their right foot forward. Also, there should be a toe binding for his back foot. I’m an editer; I can’t help but correct errers.

His friend also preaches to us about our Carbon Footprint.

I need a friend with a lear jet

“Lear-shmear! If he wipes-out at that speed, he’s gonna get the most bodacious enema he’s ever had!”

Captain Bleeb! Jerk at 10 O’ clock.

Foosh? Where’s that coming from?

And wait until you see how he “jumps the shark!”

Take off eh.

If he falls it will be like skipping a flat stone. How many skips today?

A friend with a helicopter would have been more believable. :-D

More like, at the tune of $150,000 a ride…