Monty by Jim Meddick for May 13, 2020

“Fibber McGee and Mr. Whipple”

THAT’S where all the rolls went!

Jarvis should stuff most of the lot where they should be and put the rest back in the safe….

It reminds me of a character in another webcomic I read. When “the poors” started buying toilet paper, he bought five warehouses full so he would have power “if the underclass tries to get rough”.

“The Trouble with Toilet Paper”…

Jarvis is now up sh@^’s creek, but has a firm grip on the paddle…

Interesting that toilet paper has become the symbol of the plague.

I found some TP the other day and I can actually see through it. I really miss Charmin Ultra Strong.

I’m amazed by how many of my friends’ email addresses include a number that is obviously their birth year. I have my suspicions about some of our commenters’ tags as well.

Yeah…he definitely seems like the TP hoarder type.

How come people are still hoarding toilet paper instead of Raid?!?!?!?! When the murder hornets come are they going to tp their nests instead of fumigate?

What, no Reeses?

“Your hearing is remarkable, Sir.”

Yes, he entered the correct birthdate, but did he do it in proper ISO 8601 sequence?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

See that password was too predictable, that’s why I use my wife’s birthdate.

But where’s the PT? And meat??

I am not surprised.

Very droll, Jarvis. (Secret pat on the back!)