Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 13, 2020

Ha, been there.

I resemble that

He needs a potty.

You’re going to have to take care of it, so the sooner you get it done the sooner you can stop resisting and relax.

I just hate when it happens when there is only 60-90 minuets left to sleep. Inevitably, I don’t fall asleep again.

Right, try as I might, to stay in bet another half hour, I just can’t wait. So maddening

Time and tide wait for no man.

if it did ‘go away’ on its own, you still have to get up….. to change the sheets!

Be glad it’s only once a night!

BTDT never works.

Feels familiar.

My sentiments exactly, every nite, but them, it could be the 2 glasses of wine!

Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have someone to point those things out to me.

Could probably say the same for his sex life.

Do the math….my need to sleep is > or < my need to pee?

Two minutes? Impressive.

I know I need to get up when I have those dreams where I keep finding a bathroom, but there’s no door, or it’s in public, or it’s filthy, or someone else is using it…

I have the same issue, I hate it! UGH! I’d like for my night to be a full 7-8 hours UNINTERRUPTED! Is that too much to ask???!!!

Yup. Every night. Same routine.

But once the two minutes are up and you’re pretty much awake there are so many lovely things to lie there worrying about (especially these days…)