Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Along with kegs of beer (it is Wisconsin).

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Cheeses, that pig is dumb!

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    DennisinSeattle  over 4 years ago

    That’s a good theory. Of course France, Germany and Oregon also have Cheese Angels (and many other places).

    “Cheese Angel, can you hear me”

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    MathProf2  over 4 years ago

    But where does bacon come from?

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    TaliesinWI  over 4 years ago

    I took for granted how good the cheese is here until I started travelling to other parts of the country.

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    I can go down into the cheese cellar and get a bottle of hundred year old wine and hundred year old cheese. Is that a bad idea?

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    It’s the bountiful gift from Gouda.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I Brielieve!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    what about that British cheese shop which also sells queso venezolano de castor?

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    Robin Harwood  over 4 years ago

    He’s right. But not just Wisconsin.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Pig believes that a healthy diet of broccoli, cauliflower, beer, beans, chili … after which you will be able to cut the cheese.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    Now I know who is cutting the Cheese!

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    Walter Kocker  over 4 years ago

    My favorite breakfast – these yellow-flagged (quarantine) days:

    Take a small bowl – put in:

    1 heaping tablespoon of shredded sharp cheddar (cheese)

    1 heaping tablespoon of cubed ham (I KNOW!)

    Two medium eggs

    Mix – stir – whatever (Who am I, Betty Crocker?)

    Microwave on High – 2 minutes (1100 watts)

    Separately . . .

    Take three medium-sized (~8") flour tortillas (de harina)

    Interleave them on a plate with papertowels, each with a small spot of water in the middle

    Microwave them on High – 1 minute

    Tuck a third of the ‘ham & cheese omelet’ into each tortilla,

    Roll it like a doobie – tuck – don’t twist – one end – leave the other open – rather like,

    A breakfast burrito!

    YUM!

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    Are they sitting on pillows, or have they learned how to poop marshmallows?

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    he’s got deep and abiding faith in cheeses…

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    TampaFanatic1  over 4 years ago

    I just saw National Lampoon’s European Vacation and in the scene after the Griswolds check into the 1/2 star London hotel the kids turn on the tellie and basically get 3 snowy channels of a cheese making documentary at which the kids scream when they realize that this is what terrestrial TV was like (sans cable)… Looking back to the ’80s I remember being quite content with 24 channels in 1984 or so, and then 40 by the end of the decade and actually as a pre-teen in the ’70s before my parents got cable in 1978 or 79 we got by okay in Tampa with ABC, NBC, CBS, WTOG 44 the independent, 2 PBS channels and occasionally a snowy TV signal from Orlando or Fort Myers….

    Anyhow, watching cheese getting made sounds like a punishment to moi, perhaps Goat, Pig and Rat are in purgatory……

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    That’s why those people have cheese wedges on their heads.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    And no one can prove otherwise! (-:

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Pig are you related to Satchel ? … Croc Power !

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    tonypezzano  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if Vieux Boulogne will change his mind.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Gee, I wonder if Pig knows how piglets are made – might explain his lack of progress with Pigita…

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    Nah, then dropped it into the fields of England then up pops Cotswold cheese.

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    Mentor397  over 4 years ago

    It’s true! I live in Wisconsin. I go and pop a couple pain pills, go outside, and see all kinds of things you’d never believe!

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    Ksandler4570  over 4 years ago

    Steph must have chatted with Garfield today. Go check it out.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Pastis, will you please draw those guys a couch.

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    Thena June  over 4 years ago

    I prayed to the Cheese Angel for some Limburger, but I had to drive to Monroe, Wisconsin to get it.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No whey that’s true.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like his story has holes in it…

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Cheese, (Geez) That’s funny!

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    Pig111  over 4 years ago

    How cheese is made in reality, start to finish

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/kidspost/ever-wondered-how-milk-becomes-cheese/2015/05/15/32abad22-ece8-11e4-8abc-d6aa3bad79dd_story.html

    It’s pretty interesting that they curdle the milk like it had gone bad, so if your milk is spoiled, just give to your local cheese factory (don’t).

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    Pig111  over 4 years ago

    Anyone getting flashbacks to the church of cheese?

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Actually Pig, cheese is made from cured and solid milk.

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 4 years ago

    Garfield has a cheese strip today

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Manna.

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    Homer J  over 4 years ago

    Amen Cheejus

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    Librarylady  over 4 years ago

    True Believer by Eric Hoffer. Not quite as sweet as believing in a cheese angel… ;-)

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    The Amish would have a problem with this… if they read comic strips

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    Snolep  over 4 years ago

    The moon is made of Wensleydale.

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    cuddysark  over 4 years ago

    Cheese? The cartoon is not about cheese, it about the Covid 19 and the true believers who bought into this BS

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    bhilly   over 4 years ago

    I remember a few decades ago that there was a TV show called Cheeses Angels. Three sumptuous flavors of cheese were starred.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Life without cheese isn’t worth living.

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    Christopher Lees Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Must be the same angels who bring the beer!

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    jal333  over 4 years ago

    I love Pig.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    As a nearly lifetime Wisconsinite, I know for a fact it comes from the moon.

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    candor1230  over 4 years ago

    yes, I heard the melody to ‘teen angel’ :)

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    California takes umbrage with today’s strip.

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    That’s it! I’m cheesing it. Somebody cut the cheese.

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    l3i7l  over 4 years ago

    You are almost correct pig. Here in Wisconsin those angels actually land in the fields all around the state. We call them Master Cheesemakers. Wisconsin has the only Master Cheesemaker program outside of Europe. We citizens are master cheese eaters who support them, as they make the tastiest, most award-winning, highest-quality cheese on the planet. Yeah, I’m a cheesehead.

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    H.lupulus  over 4 years ago

    Has pig ever tried head cheese? It’s a little hard to find now except at specialty delis.

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    pearlyqim  over 4 years ago

    True! I live in Wisconsin. The 1st thing my son does when he comes over, is head for the fridge & ask, “got any cheese?”

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    MJ Weber Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I grew up in a Dairy State (New York – Upstate), but it wasn’t until I moved to Wisconsin that I truly understood the sheer volume and quality of Wisconsin Cheese. Incredible. It’s like a religion here. Yes, I’m a believer.

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    1504jarvis  over 4 years ago

    This public service announcement brought to you by The Wisconsin Dairy Association.

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    knight1192a  over 4 years ago

    Wisconsin only, huh? Sorry, don’t buy that. Not since there is cheese originating in Vermont, Ireland, England, France, Italy, and Romania.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch just came to mind.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 4 years ago

    Who cut the cheese?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    Cheese,if you please/ is in all of these/ and a number of others, to boot/ but the Senegalese/ care little for cheese/ preferring the ginkgo root/ This world is big/ O provincial pig/ and full of delectable fare/ don’t fixate on cheese/ though it seems the bee’s knees/ for cheese may not always be there…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    There are those fantastic Bacon Angels also.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    When I was in high school (don’t ask when) there were guys who still believed in storks delivering babies. I pray they were joking. Some bad myths never did.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Pig’s naive ignorance is actually kinda sweet, if frustrating….

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    Shades O’Grady  over 4 years ago

    Does that mean there’s bourbon angels in Kentucky?

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    Asadeerf  over 4 years ago

    I always thought it came from the mysterious white brick in my kitchen.

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    rgcviper  over 4 years ago

    Ahh—the power of cheese …

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    Everything’s better with cheddar

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