Pickles by Brian Crane for May 18, 2020

No thank you honey. My tache is just fine the way it is.

how much would the lady charge for Clifford? $4,500?

They’d have to sedate Earl first, I would imagine.

My barber, assuming he’s ever going to be back in business, charges me less than $10 for trimming out my beard and ’stache. Though I do tip him almost enough to get it up to that.

“NOW, you’re talking!”

Roscoe’s look last panel! Great

Ooh, give Earl a French poodle cut.

That was clever!

Go for it, Earl!

Roscoe looks like you will be saved by Earl’s wallet ;-)

“If you folks do sex change operations, I want the doctor who did yours.”

Don’t know about the stash, but maybe a little off of those eyebrows.

My hair is the longest it’s been since I graduated high school and joined the Navy in ‘62. I’m more than ready to visit the barber.

My dog…of the same name Roscoe… needs a haircut sooo baaddly! He’s a Havanese and the hair just keeps growing…he looks like Ralph the sheepdog in the old cartoons sitting watching sheep eyes covered with hair.

Doggie- Dos!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

$10 to wash the dog, $35 to rub its butt.

Ewww! Ummm no you won’t….

I can’t imagine enjoying having a mustache. I’d have to wash it every time I’d eat, or blow my nose.

Well, Earl is rather Wilford Brimley-ish!

Roscoe seems to be a short hair dog.. they don’t normally need grooming and just need a good brushing once in a while.

I’ve had a few barbers offer to trim my mustache and eyebrows. Nope! I trust that job only to myself.

Lady, that’s cheap for a Lhasa Apso.

Been married to my barber for 51 years… saved thousands!

I just paid $80 plus a $10 tip to have my long haired cat trimmed back to a short haired cat. Worth every penny—no more cat hair all over the furniture and carpet and no more hairballs arfed up. And it’ll last a year.