When the Irish learned that Vodka was made from potatoes. they got right to work on building the biggest damn still they could make! They knew they were going to need it.
I’d be happy as a new Prince/ a-poring over blueprints/ until I had eye-strain…/ I would light a candle votive/ on my freakin’ locomotive/ if I only had a train…
“Oh, come on, people. I got these do-it-yourself vaccine maker plans off the Internet—how hard can building it be? Now, let’s see … Next we need twenty pounds of uranium and some eye of newt. "
They were making great progress on the Magic Machine to drive out the evil pandemic until the Orange Emperor threw a spanner in the works, by telling them that he wanted his name emblazoned all over it!
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting (more may be added once its museum responds to my inquiry).
both have info about this artist (again, if his askart.com bio is truncated, it can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2439 (April 29, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Before this damn thing is complete/ check the "President"s" latest tweet../ He may change his mind/ and then we might find/ from the “Luegenpresse” WE get the heat…
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“And make sure it makes a ‘CHOO CHOO’ sound when it runs.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Everyone look busy, we are being painted!”
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Don’t you think the IKEA guys have gone too far?”
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
the boss trying to pretend he understood the plans on bring your kid to work day…
A Common 'tator almost 5 years ago
Paul Friedrich always includes his trade-mark cat in his paintings…
Bilan almost 5 years ago
The plans they’re looking at isn’t for the train, it’s for the house.
The garage they built the train in has a door that’s only eight feet wide.
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“You built it facing East, it should be facing West”
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
When the Irish learned that Vodka was made from potatoes. they got right to work on building the biggest damn still they could make! They knew they were going to need it.
Carolyn Saunders almost 5 years ago
“It’s ok, the cat’s bed is situated just here”
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
“Thomas the Tank Engine…the early years!”
jel354 almost 5 years ago
So there’s that action figure that clogged the system.
MS72 almost 5 years ago
Don’t forget the smoke pill in the smokestack! And make sure the track has 3 rails.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
This is the most elaborate background I’ve ever seen for a portrait of a cat’s butt !
Reader almost 5 years ago
Cat’s thought: Don’t they know that guy’s a train engineer, not a mechanical engineer?
aerotica69 almost 5 years ago
Cat: “Guys, that really isn’t how you build a better mousetrap.”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Why am I not surprised that this painting is German?
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
I’d be happy as a new Prince/ a-poring over blueprints/ until I had eye-strain…/ I would light a candle votive/ on my freakin’ locomotive/ if I only had a train…
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
“Oh, come on, people. I got these do-it-yourself vaccine maker plans off the Internet—how hard can building it be? Now, let’s see … Next we need twenty pounds of uranium and some eye of newt. "
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Cecil valve isn’t Ceciling. C’mon people.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
As the cat leaps up and grabs the plans they can only wonder at his loco motives.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Locomotive? I thought we were building a cannon; this explains a lot.
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
What’s new pussycat?
Radish... almost 5 years ago
With our new super technology we will conquer the world, bwa ha ha!
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
Every Thursday Lady Dorff goes to the round house to select the new pipe fitter.
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
Welllllll DANG!
Linguist almost 5 years ago
They were making great progress on the Magic Machine to drive out the evil pandemic until the Orange Emperor threw a spanner in the works, by telling them that he wanted his name emblazoned all over it!
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
choo choo ka choo
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Next Monday morning: “Anybody seen the cat? Uh-oh.”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The money is in knowing where to draw the “X”.
Another Take almost 5 years ago
OK men, ve haff finished the contraption dat vill make the whistle blow. Now ve must find a way to make this ting move!
KEA almost 5 years ago
I’ve had too many conversations like that while assembling various contraptions.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes, it’s completely non-polluting. It runs on fizzy lifting drinks.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Before the Completion:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Meyerheim-4.jpg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting (more may be added once its museum responds to my inquiry).
https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Paul_Friedrich_Meyerheim/11054342/Paul_Friedrich_Meyerheim.aspx
https://books.google.com/books?id=ZW0NAQAAMAAJ&q=1842&pg=PA564#v=onepage&q=1842&f=false
both have info about this artist (again, if his askart.com bio is truncated, it can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2439 (April 29, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
Before this damn thing is complete/ check the "President"s" latest tweet../ He may change his mind/ and then we might find/ from the “Luegenpresse” WE get the heat…
cheap_day_return almost 5 years ago
Steam punk!!
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
G pulman’s first idea of a sleeping car wasn’t well taken, a little too warm, well back to the drawing board.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eric Von hineman’s idea, "to cremate the prisoners on the way to concentration camps instead of the ovens.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
“The kitchen goes here and the kid’s playroom goes here. The master bedroom will be all the way in the back.”
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How come when I moved my thumb and finger apart, it didn’t make this section larger?
Radish... almost 5 years ago
On The Dummy, on The Dummy Line, rise and shine
Rise and shine and pay your fine, when you’re riding on The Dummy Line.
plaidley almost 5 years ago
Imperial or metric?