Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 11, 2020

Gary’s already dead.

“Can’t we all get along!!!!”

I have posted this before, on another page, but should someone not have seen it, here it is again…

WINDOWS PASSWORD

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 20damnedboiledpotato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 20DAMNEDboiledpotato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: IWillHuntYouDown20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: SORRY, THAT PASSWORD IS ALREADY IN USE

Gary is perspicacity personified… not!

Gary! Wake up and smell the plot!

Sounds VERY familiar

Now, what would you do without Gary?

KILLGARYAT12AM

New password. Problem solved.

That rear side perspective of Gary … just doesn’t quite work.

Leopold can’t be serious… I mean, midnight is when vampires are up and active! Now, if he had said, “Kill Gary at noon (when he’s asleep)”, that might be more credible.

Love Leo’s face in the first panel. BUSTED!!!!!!!!!! :)

For Gary, “ignorance is bliss” —at least until midnight.

Don’t do it, Leopold, pretty please!

Um… remember, folks, Gary is already dead. Killing him at midnight is a little redundant (or did someone already say that?).