Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 18, 2020

Who makes ashtrays anymore?

Today, I made a thousand ashtrays. Thanks for sending me to the Camp Ashtray Factory!"

This one was really funny, laugh out loud funny.

Could be worse – he could be processing meat in a factory in Iowa.

Now they will have to take up smoking.

At least he’s spending some time away from the kill bots.

When I was at summer camp, I made tile ashtrays in Arts And Crafts.

“Hello Muddah, hello Faddah….”

“You don’t have to say it like that.”

Reading my science magazine and 3,000 years ago people in the Austrian Alps around Hallstatt had their kids working with them in SALT MINES!!

And Winky wishes he could be Richard Cory.

Well it is a labour camp.

Is this Dr. Mel in Camp some kind of singer?

Relax, Pam. They give the kids regular smoke breaks.

Not just a factory. An “ashtray” factory. Big difference.

So no more social distancing?

The one next door to the buggy whip company?

Just don’t make an ashtray of yourself, Winky.

How insensitive, he should have sent him to a factory to makes masks and face shields

Summer camp, work camp. Close enough.

Hello Mudda

Hello Fadda

Gee it’s great at

Gitmo Work Farm

Now I know what

Mel was thinking

Now the monster’s gonna go

and eat my spleen….

You could at least send him to a Nike sweat shop.

Because child slavery is funny.