Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 25, 2020

Like Methos said to Duncan MacLeod in the Highlander episode “Chivalry”: “Talk about the blind leading the visually challenged.”

Or on her reality TV show!

Aunty, I’m not surprised.

Now she tells me. Can anyone here post my bail?

But, Aunty, that is advice.

From my experience, that’s not necessarily either/or.

You really have a note of conviction about this, Aunty!

I don’t even take advice from myself.

Then give me the opposite of the advice you would give!

That sounds like the voice of experience

That is the best advice you have ever given, Aunty Jailbird.

A true “Agony Aunt”!

Preaching to the choir, sweetie… ⛪

(BTW, I’ve been arrested, but have not been in jail.)

(Oh yeah, I have been drunk, but only rarely, because I get very, very sick ☹️)

So we shouldn’t take this advice? I’ll drink to that.

They get on me and want to know Hank (Auntie) – Why do you drink? – (Auntie) why do you roll smoke? Why must you live out the songs that you wrote? Family Tradition – Hank Williams Jr.

Or Both?