Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2020

He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown.

Would you drink something called Brown Water? I wouldn’t.

If it’s Brown, drink it down!

Chuck water?

Hey, maybe you could call it “root beer”?

(The name “coffee” is already taken.)

Want fresh taste and vitamins? Drink “Peanuts Breath”.

Wouldn’t be surprised if he killed the sure deal by arguing for the name.

How about Snoopy’s water? Nah! Reminds me of water in a dogs bowl….hmmmm….

I wouldn’t want to work there. I hear their employees work for Peanuts!

Peanut Water would sound healthy

Muddy Waters was also taken…

Is that company a subsidiary of a weapons manufacturer?

Schultzer Water

We could call the cooling lemon flavoured one “yellow snow”.

Brown Water Is Epic!!!