Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 19, 2020

you’re welcome

♪♫ He gets knocked down, he lays about right there

You ain’t never gonna make him work…

He gets knocked down, he lays about right there

You ain’t never gonna make him work…

He’ll mooch a Whiskey drink, he’ll mooch a Vodka drink

He’ll mooch a pint or two, the bill will be on you!

Ohhhh… Andy boy, no more joy… pay up, Oi ! ♪♫

@Linguist Today’s strip is not even slightly funny , Guitar Bob should have enough sense not to compose stupid songs about our HERO Mr Andrew Capp and not get clobbered by Andy who is breaking the fourth wall in the third panel seeking our opinion , I say go for it and while he clobbers him break his guitar :o) my avatar is a pie chart of what Legos are used for , when my two sons were young , they left bricks on the floor which I stepped on barefoot on my way to the loo in the dark , did you ever experience it ? :o) comment etait votre jour mon ami moins vieux ami ? our day should be busy but calm I hope because restrictions are easing off here in Malta and we can go outside as long as we wear a mask and keep social distances , I hope our Starlet has not been banned or is sick , God forbid , a bientot mon ami Ecuadorien

Now how would Bob know that?

Finally Bob’s got even.

Touche’

Put it out to local radio, Bob!

I like it I do

LOL You forgot to mention betting on the ponies though!

Bob’s going to have a hit … in more ways than one!

What are you complaining about, you’ve been immortalized in song.

Andy’s face says it all.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. After 9 weeks staying at home, I couldn’t take it anymore. So today I went out to do some shopping with my Mum. Tomorrow we are going into town to pick up some more things. I kept my distance from other people like we’re supposed to and I was fine. It done me the world of good. I have a photo of me looking happy and healthy outside and will put it on here either today or tomorrow if this comment gets 5 likes. But if it’s getting late (my time) I will post it tomorrow.

Hope you are well, pal.

The real twist of the knife for Andy is, Bob’s off-key.

Good to see Bob get his own back for once!

Bob is really going to get the blues in a few seconds.

Fourth panel: Andy throws Guitar Bob through the Pub window!

Well,he’s not on the sofa ALL day. Does spend some time at the pub too.