Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2020

Hmmm I guess that also means the return of The Highwayman and Tahiti Jones, too.

Grab your mops folks, this is gonna get messy.

THe Scorpion has started a Rip Haywire “secret Society of Villains”?

How do you line up villains to do your bidding? Asking for a friend.

If Scorpion is trying to rebuild Skull, he should have recruited Cobra instead of sending Sheriff Rock out against her. The Sheriff is about as useless a Skull agent as is Jenkins.

Rip’s Sinister Six … KA-LOL

ka-giggles

Ka-OH BOY! :)

Do I hear fists giggling?

KA-AWESOME!

Take 1: KA-League of Doom!

Take 2: KA-Rogues Gallery Teamup!

Man, this is going to be good!

So who’s seeking revenge on TNT?

Let’s not forget Doctor McLuvya.

I can’t believe I’m even suggesting this… The Scorpion and his Stingers of SKULL.

Sorry… I had to get that out of my system.

So when does TNT come back into the picture?

This whole story arc makes me wonder whether this is the final Rip Haywire adventure — bring back everyone for a final “hurrah” and then happily every after….

Can you imagine the scene if Dicey walked in on R.J. and Sopapilla while R.J. had one hand on Sopapilla’s mane of hair in order to gently hold her head up while feeding her with his other hand?

I’m guessing the first few seconds would involve a jet of steam coming from the top of Dicey’s head energetic enough to lift that hat off her noggin and spin it around like a top, Looney Tunes style.

I’ll leave it to other Haywire fans to speculate about the rest of the scene.