The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 06, 2020

One mistake will leave a stain on your reputation…

They had modern tools in ancient Rome?

“Rome Improvement”!

Neither thumbs up or thumbs down, but all thumbs. (Well, if it were me…)

Give him a good shellacking!

Were the shows as much fables as they are now?

Interestingly, “arena” means “sand”. You could look it up.

Competition was fierce, but it ended in a drawer

Are you not entertained?

There are some who wood not sand for this treatment.

The dresser was last seen on ANTIQVE ROADSHOW.

“This Old Coliseum” Starring Bob Via…

Veni

Vedi

Veneer

What, no eye protection? (Anyway, Caesar’s thumb is on the wrong side.)

AVE CAESAR! WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO VARNISH SALUTE YOU!

We who are about to dye solute you.

The bureaucrats will give a thumbs down to this one.

This Old Coliseum…….

I hear that phrase in the voice of the Mortal Kombat announcer.

Of coarse this was a fine match.

I’m a sucker for a good pun.

Entertainment got pretty boring after OSHA shut down the Christians vs Lions show.

OMG this is hysterical! Seriously, I don’t know why but this caught me off guard and I can’t stop laughing! Well done, Scott! WELL DONE!!!!!

He needs one long power cord to reach the waterwheel.

Or just polish him off!

I would expect the Romans to use those tools on Christians and criminals, not to abuse some innocent piece of furniture! This is truely barbaric.

Where did he get electricity?

I think they should put the IKEA engineers in the arena with their own creations and give them a time limit to assemble…or the keepers release Rancor!

refurnish him