Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 28, 2011

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    comicgos  over 13 years ago

    “found dead in a pool of blood”!

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    “found swimming in a pool of Thunderbird”?

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    LordDogmore  over 13 years ago

    “found laffing his tukus off in pool of money”?

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    pouncingtiger  over 13 years ago

    The news version of Mad Libs.

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    lazygrazer  over 13 years ago

    “found over his head in a pool of pool of trouble.”

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Found swearing in a pool of reporters.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Because I’m so sick of hearing of him, I hope comicgos is right.

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    “Found frolicking in a pool of naked women”.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Charlie Sheen found wallowing in a pool of tiger blood.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Just make sure that you have the right entries before you go on air or into print. You don’t want another “Truman Defeats Dewey” debacle.

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    shanek  over 13 years ago

    Oh boy, mad libs!

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    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    No, its a four letter word…its poop!

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Found in a pool of money, of which his lawyers syphoned off half.

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    magnamax  over 13 years ago

    Up to his chin in a pool of doody. DON’T MAKE WAVES!

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    chaosed2  over 13 years ago

    …found spouting off nonsensical ramblings in a pool of over jealous paparazzi.

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    Commentator  over 13 years ago

    I like wndrwrthg’s.

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    Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member over 13 years ago

    ..found wallowing in a pool of self pity.

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    WaitingMan  over 13 years ago

    Charlie Sheen is right about one thing; AA is a scam.

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    Trebor39  over 13 years ago

    Found falling to the bottom of a slippery slope.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    Found laughing in a pool of money.

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    I like wndrwrthg’s too.

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    I love Mad Libs!

    Charlie Sheen found hairy in a pool of tang.

    That’s how we would’ve done it in high school.

    The first word would be an adverb and the second word would be a liquid.

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    CedarCircle  over 13 years ago

    Charlie Sheen said something newsworthy. I forget what it was, but everyone assures me it was newsworthy.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    incoherent in a pool of reporters!

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    XianProf  over 13 years ago

    Coyoty, you were so close…

    “Found winning in a pool of tiger blood.”

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    thirdguy  over 13 years ago

    Et tu, Wiley?

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    In other words they are just waiting for the obvious to happen and when it does, it will be obvious what the correct word is.

    Yea, I like fishstix comment… who is Charlie Sheen?

    Found drown in his own spittle mixed with several bottles of his own ego poured out for all the world to see.

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    Logicman  over 13 years ago

    I like fishStix comment. Who indeed. ….

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    bmonk  over 13 years ago

    Even better is when they report things that were expected for the last, oh, four months: “The jobs report came in today, and growth in employment is slow…”

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    MatureCanadian  over 13 years ago

    Lewreader, I’m sadly sure that you are correct.

    Great one again Wiley, thanks.

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    peter0423  over 13 years ago

    Wiley hit this one out of the park. :)

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    Bany39  over 13 years ago

    found face down in Veronica Lake. You have to be over 60 to understand this one.

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    LeStats  over 13 years ago

    This would be really funny if he was found laying dead somewhere today!

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    Found out he’s not really important in the cesspool he calls his life.

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    He-Manatee  over 13 years ago

    No, let’s be nice! Charlie Sheen was found praying for redemption in the church of his choice. Charlie Sheen was found writing a large check in an orphanage. Wielding a large sword in a zombie apocalypse!

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    Joseph Krois  over 13 years ago

    Using the predetermined dashes…

    CHARLIE SHEEN FOUND JESUS IN A POOL OF FISH?

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    Creniere  over 13 years ago

    Wiley….WINNING!!

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    Chill1G  over 13 years ago

    found WINNING in a pool of CHICKS

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