Even better is when they report things that were expected for the last, oh, four months: “The jobs report came in today, and growth in employment is slow…”
No, let’s be nice! Charlie Sheen was found praying for redemption in the church of his choice. Charlie Sheen was found writing a large check in an orphanage. Wielding a large sword in a zombie apocalypse!
comicgos almost 14 years ago
“found dead in a pool of blood”!
rayannina almost 14 years ago
“found swimming in a pool of Thunderbird”?
LordDogmore almost 14 years ago
“found laffing his tukus off in pool of money”?
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
The news version of Mad Libs.
lazygrazer almost 14 years ago
“found over his head in a pool of pool of trouble.”
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
Found swearing in a pool of reporters.
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Because I’m so sick of hearing of him, I hope comicgos is right.
wndrwrthg almost 14 years ago
“Found frolicking in a pool of naked women”.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Charlie Sheen found wallowing in a pool of tiger blood.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Just make sure that you have the right entries before you go on air or into print. You don’t want another “Truman Defeats Dewey” debacle.
shanek almost 14 years ago
Oh boy, mad libs!
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
No, its a four letter word…its poop!
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Found in a pool of money, of which his lawyers syphoned off half.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Up to his chin in a pool of doody. DON’T MAKE WAVES!
chaosed2 almost 14 years ago
…found spouting off nonsensical ramblings in a pool of over jealous paparazzi.
Commentator almost 14 years ago
I like wndrwrthg’s.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member almost 14 years ago
..found wallowing in a pool of self pity.
WaitingMan almost 14 years ago
Charlie Sheen is right about one thing; AA is a scam.
Trebor39 almost 14 years ago
Found falling to the bottom of a slippery slope.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Found laughing in a pool of money.
gjsjr41 almost 14 years ago
I like wndrwrthg’s too.
vzs1022 almost 14 years ago
I love Mad Libs!
Charlie Sheen found hairy in a pool of tang.
That’s how we would’ve done it in high school.
The first word would be an adverb and the second word would be a liquid.
CedarCircle almost 14 years ago
Charlie Sheen said something newsworthy. I forget what it was, but everyone assures me it was newsworthy.
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
incoherent in a pool of reporters!
XianProf almost 14 years ago
Coyoty, you were so close…
“Found winning in a pool of tiger blood.”
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
Et tu, Wiley?
odeliasimone almost 14 years ago
In other words they are just waiting for the obvious to happen and when it does, it will be obvious what the correct word is.
Yea, I like fishstix comment… who is Charlie Sheen?
Found drown in his own spittle mixed with several bottles of his own ego poured out for all the world to see.
Logicman almost 14 years ago
I like fishStix comment. Who indeed. ….
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Even better is when they report things that were expected for the last, oh, four months: “The jobs report came in today, and growth in employment is slow…”
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Lewreader, I’m sadly sure that you are correct.
Great one again Wiley, thanks.
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
Wiley hit this one out of the park. :)
Bany39 almost 14 years ago
found face down in Veronica Lake. You have to be over 60 to understand this one.
LeStats almost 14 years ago
This would be really funny if he was found laying dead somewhere today!
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Found out he’s not really important in the cesspool he calls his life.
He-Manatee almost 14 years ago
No, let’s be nice! Charlie Sheen was found praying for redemption in the church of his choice. Charlie Sheen was found writing a large check in an orphanage. Wielding a large sword in a zombie apocalypse!
Joseph Krois almost 14 years ago
Using the predetermined dashes…
CHARLIE SHEEN FOUND JESUS IN A POOL OF FISH?
Creniere almost 14 years ago
Wiley….WINNING!!
Chill1G almost 14 years ago
found WINNING in a pool of CHICKS