Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 30, 2020

That’s crazy talk, woman!

Gotta go back. I’ve hit the mother lode!

Yes, I do!

“Hey Martha! I just found the best take-out restaurant ever! It’s called ‘Bait Shop’!”

Sounds like my Wife !

Nag Nag Nag !

Hahaha sounds like me! My husband carries so many in at once, that he’s torn the straps on my cloth bags. That was when we could still use them. I do appreciate when he can help, though, so there is a trade off.

The original Grub Hub, delivering actual grubs.

Must have gotten up awfully early.

Bait store has a sale going on: buy one can of worms, get the next at half-off.

i feel yah

Just HOW early did that bird get up?

During these uncertain times………..

Just like not asking for directions, they just won’t do two trips….LOL

“But this way, I can do my Cthulhu impression!”

It is a hint at how much stronger we are than our ancestors— a hundred years ago six grown men could not have carried fifty dollars worth of groceries, while today a twelve year old girl can easily carry fifty dollars worth and not even break a sweat.

You assume he got up early to get those worms. But…what if he got up late, and they sold him a bunch of old, half dead worms that no one else would buy? We need a government agency overseeing the quality control of worms being sold past their due date.

There’s a wise Latvian proverb that says that “a lazy person has four hands”.

It’s owl or nothing.

We’ve been asked to make as few trips as possible.

Boss of a fencing company arrives on site to find Lester carrying one  fence post from the truck to the fence location. Just then, Roger arrives at the truck and picks up 8 posts to carry away. The boss starts in on Lester, who immediately excuses himself: “Just because Roger  is too lazy to make more trips why are you picking on me‽ ”

I admit I try to carry as many bags as possible so as not to have to make a lot of trips from the car to the house.

Cthulhu ?

It’s a man thing…