Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 26, 2020

That is one mean little monster.

Good job, monster. Now nobody will see weird videos and get crank calls.

I always hated the show ‘Lassie’. It made me feel stupid, because I never understood what the dog was saying, but Timmy did. Also, my name was Timmy at the time and I constantly had to hear Lassie jokes because of it.

And that’s how the friendship was cemented!

Reminds me of a Simpsons episode.

Sadistic

L.M.A.O.

This is why wells are so much narrower of lte, to save Timmy from falling in so much, so often. Might should have gotten him out first this time, though.

Actually that could work.. if, junior manages to float on the surface.

I’m surprised Leo would waste a tasty treat like that!

The dog does NOT look happy.

Learned to dislike ‘Lassie’, many of the episodes made me cry and then family would ask why I was crying at a T.V. show. So finally I refused to watch it anymore. That show taught me not to bother with things, shows, people, that/who yanked my emotions around.

BARK! BARK! BARK!

Let me just get on my cellphone here (panel 2) to the Construction Rentals Company, and then we’ll solve that Falling-Down-the-Well problem (panel 3), Lassie.

Little Timmy? Well, some Darwin Award winners need to be cemented in place….