The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 09, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    And the best tips came on Wednesdays.

    Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike….

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  over 4 years ago

    or Marty Feldman’s “what hump?”

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    Hey Geico, fire that obnoxious camel and hire this guy for a new run of hump day commercials.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Like Dagwood can’t find shirts with one big button, Quas can’t find shirts with a hump.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    That’s not Quasimodo. It’s just some other guy with two deliveries.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She had a hunch.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Is he delivering bells?

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    To him, every day is hump day!

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    Flynn White Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Quasimodo who? I’m sorry, the name doesn’t ring a bell..

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    kartis  over 4 years ago

    The door bells! The door bells!

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    HUNCH-back!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    His previous career in telecom didn’t work out because nobody wanted quasi-modems.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pull over! No it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing

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    jr1234  over 4 years ago

    This should have been on tomorrow

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    She didn’t say it was a nice ’round back.

    Yesterday my manager asked if I was around. I replied that I like to think of myself as not too round.

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    jonlaw  over 4 years ago

    I had a hunch he might

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Humpety hump….

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Instead of knocking next time just ring the bell. You know how to do that, don’t you?

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    Chris Sherlock  over 4 years ago

    Speed hump!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Hair-Lip!”

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    More cow bell Quasi!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    It was his Quasimodo-operation.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    “Four eyes!”

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    cheap_day_return  over 4 years ago

    He was born on Wednesday.

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    TheWildSow  over 4 years ago

    Quasi lost his arms in an accident, but he went to apply for his old job as the bell ringer anyway. The old priest asked how he could ring the bells with no arms, and he said, “Just watch!” – and ran and threw himself face-first into the bells. They let out a satisfying peal, but poor Quasi lost his footing and fell down the hole in the belfry, to land dead on the floor below. The young priest asked the older one, “Oh, my — who was that?!” Old priest tells him, “I didn’t catch his name, but his face sure rang a bell!” ……… So, the next day, Quasi’s twin brother OzzyModo (also missing his arms) came by to apply for Quasi’s old job. The old priest again asked how he could do the job, and he did the same thing (face-first into bells, satisfying peal, down the hole, dead.) The young priest again exclaimed, “Who was that?!” Old priest shakes his head and says, “I don’t know his name, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother!”

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    ekke  over 4 years ago

    I don’t know his name, but his hump rings a bell …

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Esmeralda didn’t age very well!

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