Quasi lost his arms in an accident, but he went to apply for his old job as the bell ringer anyway. The old priest asked how he could ring the bells with no arms, and he said, “Just watch!” – and ran and threw himself face-first into the bells. They let out a satisfying peal, but poor Quasi lost his footing and fell down the hole in the belfry, to land dead on the floor below. The young priest asked the older one, “Oh, my — who was that?!” Old priest tells him, “I didn’t catch his name, but his face sure rang a bell!” ……… So, the next day, Quasi’s twin brother OzzyModo (also missing his arms) came by to apply for Quasi’s old job. The old priest again asked how he could do the job, and he did the same thing (face-first into bells, satisfying peal, down the hole, dead.) The young priest again exclaimed, “Who was that?!” Old priest shakes his head and says, “I don’t know his name, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother!”
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
And the best tips came on Wednesdays.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike….
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] over 4 years ago
or Marty Feldman’s “what hump?”
Vilyehm over 4 years ago
Hey Geico, fire that obnoxious camel and hire this guy for a new run of hump day commercials.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
Like Dagwood can’t find shirts with one big button, Quas can’t find shirts with a hump.
Bilan over 4 years ago
That’s not Quasimodo. It’s just some other guy with two deliveries.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
She had a hunch.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Is he delivering bells?
iggyman over 4 years ago
To him, every day is hump day!
Flynn White Premium Member over 4 years ago
Quasimodo who? I’m sorry, the name doesn’t ring a bell..
kartis over 4 years ago
The door bells! The door bells!
Darryl Heine over 4 years ago
HUNCH-back!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
His previous career in telecom didn’t work out because nobody wanted quasi-modems.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pull over! No it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing
jr1234 over 4 years ago
This should have been on tomorrow
uniquename over 4 years ago
She didn’t say it was a nice ’round back.
Yesterday my manager asked if I was around. I replied that I like to think of myself as not too round.
jonlaw over 4 years ago
I had a hunch he might
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Humpety hump….
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Instead of knocking next time just ring the bell. You know how to do that, don’t you?
Chris Sherlock over 4 years ago
Speed hump!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Hair-Lip!”
zeexenon over 4 years ago
More cow bell Quasi!
Lablubber over 4 years ago
It was his Quasimodo-operation.
Another Take over 4 years ago
“Four eyes!”
cheap_day_return over 4 years ago
He was born on Wednesday.
TheWildSow over 4 years ago
Quasi lost his arms in an accident, but he went to apply for his old job as the bell ringer anyway. The old priest asked how he could ring the bells with no arms, and he said, “Just watch!” – and ran and threw himself face-first into the bells. They let out a satisfying peal, but poor Quasi lost his footing and fell down the hole in the belfry, to land dead on the floor below. The young priest asked the older one, “Oh, my — who was that?!” Old priest tells him, “I didn’t catch his name, but his face sure rang a bell!” ……… So, the next day, Quasi’s twin brother OzzyModo (also missing his arms) came by to apply for Quasi’s old job. The old priest again asked how he could do the job, and he did the same thing (face-first into bells, satisfying peal, down the hole, dead.) The young priest again exclaimed, “Who was that?!” Old priest shakes his head and says, “I don’t know his name, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother!”
ekke over 4 years ago
I don’t know his name, but his hump rings a bell …
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 4 years ago
Esmeralda didn’t age very well!