Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 23, 2020

Holy Carp!!!

Looks like Hilly’s front yard in “The Help.”

Nice coffin.

What are they carping about?

The place also serves as a dog cafeteria in the evenings.

But but but…burial at sea was what The Great Flush was all about!

For a fish to RIP, it must take the big dip. Now let us all hush, so the pastor can flush.

I’m not going to be Koi about it, something sure seems fishy here…

It is a daytime reading room until they open the libraries again.

How are they breathing?

She’s flush with the insurance money now.

I’ve been to that cemetery. It’s in Flushing, Queens.

Very Funny Dan

This just gets funnier every time I see it.