Close to Home by John McPherson for June 13, 2020

Shouldn’t they all be priced at $6

I really wanted some angel food cake.

Say, what do they use for money down there!!

Is there no devil hair pasta?

At least the food is hot.

Now hurry up. The game between the Devils and the Angels is about to start. …. and if you are about to tell me they play different sports, I know. What did you expect in a place like this?

Could be a LOT worse.

What?? No devil crab. You can have it.

What the hell kind of food truck is this?

If they let Adolph serve, he could say no cake for you!

The Hell you say.

Where’s the hot sauce?

Deviled eggs? Guess they need a methane supply to keep the home fires a’burnin. ;-)

Confucius say: Man can live by devil’s food cake alone.

There is always someone special who has to hold up the line. I’m thinking even in hell someone wants to tell him to go to hell.

No Lobster Fra Diavolo? Che infame!

If it is truly hell the food would be cold (as most food truck offering ) !!

why is the little guy in hell?

Better menu than I would expect

Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs.

They’re all to die for.

“Fine! I’ll take some o’ the cake! Soooo…you lose your fiddle to some red neck in Georgia, and you take it out on us with bad food and terrible service!? I asked for a beer holder to be installed in my shower…I suppose I’m not gonna see that either, huh!?

Devil’s Brew Coffee., q.v.

I’ll bet that all three are "devilishly delicious "!

Do they at least get a forked tongue to eat with?

How about corn? You know, hell hath no fury like a woman’s corn?

Not even any fallen-angel-food-cake.

They don’t sell fire water?

Shrimp Diablo is pretty darn tasty…

No flambe items on the menu?

those are not deviled eggs