Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 13, 2020

Could be worse you could have the choice job of groom of the stool

Or maybe you’re the knight of night noise.

I guess I’m always hoping that you’ll end this reign/But it’s my destiny to be the king of pain

HEY!! That was MY job!!!

Sire, we have the ULTIMATE Ocean sound:

Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark

Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shark

Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Daddy shark

Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandma shark

Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Grandpa shark

Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Let’s go hunt

Run away, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink Run away, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink, fink. Run away, chew, gobble, chew, burp, HEY! What’s with the bite size!Where’s the Fink!

A squawk is white noise now?

Is knight noise the right noise, though?

At least you’re the king of SOMETHING, Rodney!

You should have never showed off how well you do ocean sounds, Rodney!

Better than going to war to fight the Huns…LOL

How do you make a seashell sound? I mean really. When is the last time you heard a stranded jelly fish scream?

I have a rather low tolerance for white noise. Back in the ‘80s I was stationed at the company’s microwave center, the center of our state-wide microwave system. We always left the audio turned up on the “order wire” – the bottom audio channel in the old analog microwaves, used for talking from station to station even when the multiplex was down. Anyway, if a microwave site anywhere in the system (about 80 of them at the time) went down it would be announced by white noise. It still feels like a siren to me.

Sir Rodney can fill up for lullaby singing. Let the army choose it’s own head.