Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 10, 2020

So the kids will be smart and funny-looking?

The nerd equivalent of ‘Typhoid Larry’.

That’s funny!

‘He had a great education, but he didn’t let it go to his head.’ Henny Youngman

BURN!

That one made me laugh…

I have no problem learning stuff. Recalling it is a different story. My mind is like a black hole. Stuff goes in and never comes out again. It’s called WOM – write-only memory.

He leaves the Smart for his phone…

Hey now! There’s a reason them Android phones come with free minutes and a set of retread tires!

LOVE this one! Snorted out loud… :)

I do believe I worked with him.

Or he works hard to suppress it…

Please send him to expose others – please!

Nah, he doesn’t make other people smarter; he just makes them FEEL smarter by comparison.

There are a lot of Bobs out there.