Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2020

A lot of people are going to be taking separate vacations when this is over.

If Rat is part of my family, I think family togetherness would get old fast.

Cue the theme from Married with Children.

No wonder some people are so eager to get back in crowds sans mask.

Replacing one of the crocodiles in the crocodile family might be a mistake.

Best sign i saw said, “If I have to spend a month indoors with my husband, it won’t be a virus that kills him!”

… this panel was sponsored by Rockum Socker and Bleedhem, Divorce Attorneys

I don’t see Goat disagreeing.

Totally unrealistic. Should show everyone on their “devices” ignoring one another.

And what did you do during the C – 19 Panic Daddy ? … Croc Power !

Can I switch wives with Prince Harry? Just for a weekend??

Before you ask, it was her idea quite a while back…

ThAt WoUlD nOt WoRk, GoAt.

sAdLy

That was Karl Marx’s idea, and he was actually being serious. Socialism meant sharing spouses and children

The children around here seem pretty thrilled to have their parents home with them all the time (the dogs too).

Divorce rates are gonna sky rocket

At least without noses they can’t smell the stench.

Who isn’t?

What do you mean rhe school is closed? Where will I drop of my kids?

What are the Croc’s doing during quarantine?

Stephan was burned by Jef Mallett of Frazz today! Check it out! https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2020/06/18?ct=v&cti=1258813

Our house isn’t large but it does have 3 floors ( including the 3rd-floor roof terrace ) so we are not getting in each other’s way, all the time. I couldn’t imagine how it would be trapped in a small apartment…

Did the woman have the breast reduction from 2 days ago? (frame 3)

Go outside…..

“The Family Gulag” by Bil Kinski

kinda like a combination of Thanksgiving and Ground Hog Day

Take having no family out on a spin for 20 years and see how that feels.

Well being as we all screwed it up the first time around, maybe now people will follow the recommendations and show consideration for fellow citizens. This is not an individual rights issue. It s a public health issue for a deadly virus with NO treatment or cure. We have no cures for virus infections, just the control of the spread. But it will take everyone to pull together.

Wonder if The Addams Family would trade with me?

Yes, and you will learn all about our history, our religion, our politics, our dreams, our sex life, our worries, and some great trivia, and all before we begin testing your memory.

I was in the grocery store parking lot today, and another masked lady said an excited “hi” to me. I didn’t know her but realized she saw as few humans as I do and was actually excited. I used yesterday’s “It a people” line from “Pearls,” and she laughed. The simple things in life during a quarantine.

You know things are bad when Goat and Rat agree.

Thank God for my PC and Man Cave.

I wonder how things are going at the Borgias’ house?

I’m not willing to trade MY family. I actually like them. Of course, aside from my spouse, they all left the house long ago, and we were already just skyping back and forth anyway.

Why is the kid bald? Shouldn’t the father be bald?

Unless swap is with alligators.

Eat is showing us not all families are getting along like in that Domino’s commercial. But families that had problems before the lockdown do need to work on those problems now, or they’ll just get worse.

As a single Old Coot, I can afford to sit here and chuckle, thinking “suckers!”

Sounds more like something Pig would say Goat, are you feeling ok?

I absolutely agree with this strip, If they’re watching something on TV the kids probably had no part in deciding what to watch

I agree with this now. I love my family, but good GOD can they be irritating.