Close to Home by John McPherson for June 16, 2020

He’s going to expect something in return for installing those windows units honey. If you catch my drift.

I see Bleeb is in his usual perfect viewing position. I’m sure he is sinking he hopes they come up with some mutual arrangement. One that he can attend of course ;-}》

Co-Dependent match made in hell !

“if they don’t find you handsome, they better find you handy”

Dating for dinner. Read about this a lot!!

It’s a trade off.

Never discuss business at the table, Santino!

When your Ex says “We can still be friends”, what she’s saying is “When my water heater goes out on a Sunday morning, I’ll call you instead of paying a plumber $250 an hour to replace the thermocouple”.

Men hunt for a potential mate. Women shop for a good fixer upper.

That’s all it takes? Then I guess I should explain to my wife what a catch I am!

Looks like it’ll be quite the match. And the guy might get lucky. We all knows what happens when a man does a good job for the lady wink wink

“Every…first date…ever!

Guess who’s paying for dinner.

Marriage is always a compromise

Great expectations.

According to the Sweet Potato Queens: every woman needs five men in her life: one to fix things, one to pay for things, one to dance with, one to talk to and one for sex. Four of the five can be gay.

He really doesn’t look like the Handy Man Type,better ask Him if He Knows what a window a/c is. He will probably ask you what kind of “Units” do they use? " :-}

Did she find him on Match.com or Angies List???? Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! :)

I wonder if she’s seen this YouTube video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

As listened to their conversation I found her to be obtuse and quite caustic!

Man does this sound familiar!