Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 15, 2020

Wiz is experiencing the results of dinner – baked black and kidney bean pie; broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage and beef stew; with several loaves of bread and bottomless beer; followed with the apricot and raisins pie

No problem Blanch, as long as he is not possessed by a demon.

Time to get a second blanket.

She stole all the covers last night.

Now lets see what happens when he starts snoring. Or when he passes some wind.

Why is he sleeping on one side of the bed, but the blanket is perfectly balanced?

Nice dream! I’m sure he wouldn’t mind having it more often!

I like the flying dream so much that I’ve been taking Viagra before I go to sleep.

The flying dream is one thing; the crash landing is another!

That’s the problem with being a wizard – so much one can do, so little time.

I had the “flying dream” a lot when I was younger.

It reminds me of that song I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that and coming from Wiz I believe it. I truly do.

If dreams come true…

Unless wiz took a certain herb that makes him fly

I knew it when you took all the covers…..

Reminds me of Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters.

He had three bean burritos at Ricardo’s with Ziggy.

That’s about all the further I ever get off the ground in my dreams. Any higher and I’m falling!

And I thought only Clark Kent had this problem!

did anybody know that if your falling it means you have some sort of problem I can’t remember?

like if the answer is yes if no don’t like

“Ever since you rewove that old carpet into my bedclothes.”