The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 25, 2023
January 24, 2023
January 26, 2023
Transcript:
Boone: I think your benefit concert for a new pool is a great idea, Dusty. How can I help? Dusty: Well thank you, Boone! Ya can help me pick what songs should be on our playlist, if'n ya want... Ah'm thinkin' we should open with "Ya Don't Bring Me Ragweed Anymore" or, "Ah Branded Yer Heart and Then Ya Died..." Boone: I'm sort of partial of "Your Cheatin' Stampede Trampled My Spleen..." Dusty: What, and ruin th' encore?!
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
“How can I miss you, if you won’t go away,“
Greyhame over 1 year ago
Ya done stomped on ma heart
And ya mashed that sucker flat
sk2915kaiso over 1 year ago
“You broke my heart so I busted your jaw!”
Tina Rhea Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed while I cry over you”“He gave me a diamond and broke my heart so I clubbed him with a spade”“Why did you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I’ve been a liar all my life” (my husband drew that one during a game of Charades and hasn’t forgiven me yet)
buflogal! over 1 year ago
For real: “Nobody kisses their horse anymore”