Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 25, 2020

His feet are going to be really warm as soon the toaster set the bed on fire.

I went camping with a group once upon a time…one of the guys thought it would be a good idea to keep his feet warm by heating a rock in the fire before bed and then putting it on top of his sleeping bag. Kinda got melted.

At least it’s not a space heater.

Hey, if it works and it’s not a fire hazard… (it is a fire hazard. Don’t do this kids!)

Dude, they do make foot warmers that are much safer and work fairly well.

On cold mornings while sitting at my computer desk, I turn our Electric oven on which is located about 8 feet away from where I sit. I leave the door open and within about 15 minutes our kitchen and my work area are nice and warm. The whole toaster thing though is not really a good idea.

Google ‘antique bed warmers’. They’re meant to hold hot coals from the fireplace, but you remove them before getting into bed.

I hope you have a fire extinguisher nearby. You’re likely to set the bed linens on fire.

Well, it sure ain’t you, Mme. Tundra Toes!

It seems to be stuck. Maybe I can’t get it loose with this fork…

Well you’ve heard the phrase keepin’ toasty warm.

Next experiment: in the bathtub! Goodbye, cold, cruel world… :D

I’ve heard of a Japanese invention that is basically a smallish square table covered with a heavy blanket with a heater below, so that when you stick your feet underneath, it’s all toasty and warm. Sounds lovely for the winter.