Clay Jones for June 12, 2020

Trump’s new enemy: OLD PEOPLE.

First he wants to offer up old people as human sacrifices on an altar of Wall $treet greed and corporate profits.

Now his paranoia extends to old people rioting in the streets when they are simply marching peacefully.

Next Trump wants to hold rallies (many of his supporters are old) where he invites tens of thousands in close proximity, with no masks or social distancing allowed, despite a pandemic to which those old folks are most susceptible.

We Democrats are no fans of voter suppression — we disagree with Republicans but absolutely defend their right to vote — but looks like Trump and his new brand of Republicanism have enjoyed suppressing Democratic votes so much that now they’re expanding to include even their own!

Don’t give Trump ideas, Clay.

Bleeding from his head was the most devious part of his Antifa plot!

No Trump Disciple will understand this cartoon.

And now Martin Gugino has brain damage is undergoing therapy according to his lawyer…

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/75-year-old-buffalo-protester-hospitalized-after-cop-shove-suffered-brain-injury-lawyer/2457512/

He misspoke. It’s not “Wuhan”, it’s “China”. Keep your stories straight, man…

So, Clay, aren’t cartoons like this supposed to humorously exaggerate things like tweets from Hair Furor rather then show EXACTLY what he believes???

A sample of his healing the nation speech. Right?

Looks like Fake Trump is having trouble stringing together all the latest conspiracy theories. I now takes him an hour to recite them all in one breath.

that’s exactly ’ow it ’appened, ossifer…

The shite keeps piling higher and higher. The bad ones need to be kicked out. (Back into society? Oh yay!) The borderline need a talking to along with education and maybe therapy. The good ones need to share how they “do it.”

Attorney says 75-year-old man shoved by Buffalo police suffered brain injury

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/502334-attorney-says-75-year-old-man-shoved-by-buffalo-police-suffered

What sort of insane,, twisted person could come up with such a ridiculous idea?

Was that a direct quote from Fox, or is it paraphrased?

Those who actually attend the event may be able to sign away their rights to sue if they are infected. Those who they pass the infection on to, however, have made no such agreement. And, the local hospital, emergency workers, etc, who are exposed to them could also sue. As usual, Trump didn’t think this thing through.

How dumb do you have to be at the age of 75 to take part in a protest that turns quickly into a riot?

It would be funny if not true.

That concludes today’s lesson on Trump Political Logic. Any questions ?

A crazy idea from an insane president, the totally corrupt Republican senate is the only thing keeping racist Trump in power.

And BENGHAZI!

Rump Ranger, doubling down on his FAVORITES LIST OF LIES

I find that there is no use trying to debate a Trumper. They hit you with a ton of exaggerations and lies all in one sentence, so you don’t even know where to start your case… they refuse to listen to any evidence you provide, while insisting that “many people are saying” and “trust me” are plenty of proof for their own allegations… and they scream and then stomp off to avoid hearing anything you might say – intolerant of anybody with the audacity to doubt them let alone argue with them…

Everyday he’s gets more dangerous, the closer the election is, the more evil and dangerous he becomes…

It was a beautiful shove. Just like a knife through butter. Wait, that was Minnesota. I get my great military operations dealing with Antifa provocateurs mixed up.

Clay, Did someone email you a copy of Trump’s opening remarks at his upcoming Tulsa, make sure you acknowledge our campaign’s legally binding disclaimer, hate rally?

The cream of the jest is that his next words are, “I don’t know if it’s true, it’s just what I’ve heard”.

Not far from verbatim.

AND he shot JFK and instigated the Roswell aliens cover-up.

It used to be that insane cults focused on just a few imbecilic doctrines, but the Trump Cult just has to show off and get them wholesale!

The date: Juneteenth (June 19) [google it]. The locale: where the horrific massacare occurred in Black Wall Street [google it]. No doubt about it, the orange creep is a white supremacist who supports voter suppression and police brutality. Why hasn’t he called out the armed to the teeth white nationalists that stormed capitals because they couldn’t go out to get their coffee. Police didn’t kill any of those idiots. When white nationalists showed up armed to the teeth to taunt a peaceful Black demonstration against another innocent being killed by police, the orange moron said, “there was good on both sides.” None of those nuts were arrested. This week during a peaceful march, participants were confronted by white bubbas flying the confederate flag and one of the bubbas kneeling on the back of a bubba on the ground.

“We didn’t know said the congregation singing a hymn in a church of white

The press was full of lies about us, preacher told us we were right

The outside agitators came, they burned some churches and they put the blame

On decent Southern peoples names, to set our colored folks aflame

And maybe some of our boys got hot, and a couple of niggers and reds got shot

They should’ve stayed where they belong, the preacher would’ve told us if we’d done wrong

We didn’t know at all, we didn’t see a thing

You can’t hold us to blame, what could we do?

It was a terrible shame, but we can’t bear the blame

Oh no, not us, we didn’t know" – Chad Mitchell Trio

(Sincerely heartfelt apologies for the words – but a quote is a quote).

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=+chad+mitchell+trio+we+didn%27t+know

Blah blah blah blah. Watch his hands, not what he’s saying. The talk is purely to distract and distort. The actions are clearly designed to reverse every good thing the US has done for itself over the last 50+ years.

Lies, lies, lies and more lies. How many can I tell before taking a breath?

Just when you thought he couldn’t sink any lower he out does himself yet again………