Clay Jones for June 14, 2020

And I know just where I would place it.

Just do it now!

Why wait that long? Just find him when he’s walking to a church he doesn’t attend, carrying a book he’s never read along streets that have been cleared… by force… of peaceful demonstrators. Then make a pass overhead: Slow and low.

It’ll be nice for vandals everywhere when he has a statue.

I’m pretty sure there won’t be statues of him – here. Maybe in Mother Russia or North Korea.

I don’t expect statues, but if their aim is extraordinary they might be able to hit the ☠resident’s library.

Trump can’t wait for the statue of limitations on his crimes run out.

He already is a statue. Fire away!

Don’t wait buddy use what you got!

Why wait?

A little birdie told me a Trump statue would be torn down before you could say ‘crap’.

I would suspect that any building with his branding on it, is getting appropriate attention from fowl right now. After all, he is his “brand”, he sells his “name”. The worst thing that can happen to him is to have his name defamed, and then deny the truthful defamation and bring lawsuits. Surely there is a circle of hell awaiting him for he has brought forth hell on earth.

Dtroutma is absolutely right. It’s MUCH more meaningful if they DON’T wait for a doomed-to-be-pulled-down statue. The Capo treats everything as a reality show. Treat him to a well-deserved version of reality.

Small rectangular slab, with just his name and a couple of dates on it. Next to a port-a-john.

He’s the Baggy Bluebird of Crappiness. Do it. What the hell have you got to lose.

Statues of racists are being pulled down now. Why would they put up a statue of racist Trump?

I’d have no problem with his name being removed from history. No statue, no mention in books, nothing.

This is what birds are actually tweting on Twitter!

I’m sure that you will fine at least one magnificent statue of Tiny at each of his country clubs. They wi be located inside near the 19th hole burger bar to protect his hair from the wind, birds and statue defilers.

Trump’s tombstone will have a sign,

“Please wash your hands after doing your business here.”

Why would you soil yourselves Ornitho-Americans?

Why wait don’t forget to bring the rest of the flock

Wonder if I could oull it down with a rope and my truc…….. No Better idea attach a bunch seed cones for the bir……. Must stop thought police may be out there.

Wouldn’t adding extra crap to the crapfest Trump be redundant?

Now this is definitely a laugh out loud comic. Thanks CJ!

I’d be ok with a statue, but not marble or bronze. Carve it out of a big block of Velveeta®, and set it out in a sunny place.

Why wait?