Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 22, 2020

If not the R&C, where else can Andy get a (free, mooched) pint?

He still has his pigeons doesn’t he?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp would have no luck at all if it’s not bad luck and they say that disasters always go in trees so what’s next , not a corona virus infection surely because Andy has too little blood in his alcohol stream :o) my avatar is of a wishing well made from scrap wood that I made myself so if you throw a coin it will grant you a wish , as soon as I brought it home from my workshop Bella jumped into it , how was your day in controlled freedom , our Manic Monday should be busy as usual but we should cope I hope BCNU pal

The unkindest cut of all! :D

could be worse……the mother-in-law can be at his place when he gets there…

Or “Closed due to coronavirus” come July 4th maybe all pubs opens again. Prime Minister will announce government decision tomorrow,, I hope so!

He is still a drunken layabout, too!

Wasn’t this a line from the “Isn’t it Ironic” song by Alanis Morrisette?

In these most modern of times, I have no problem believing a power outage would shut a bar down. When I was a kid, no one would have even noticed.

Poor Andy!!!

There there lad! The Jolly Riveter is open!

Telly no longer in the English lexicon?

Some-days you’re the windshield. Some-days you’re the bug.

As long as it isn’t a city-wide power cut you have options, you poor old sod.

With a bit of luck, the power is out at home and Flo can’t cook. It’s an ill wind…..

Go home, Andy. Your MIL is waiting for you with Flo.

At least he doesn’t drink and drive.

Code blue! Get a crash cart! Stat!

Andy’s reaction pretty much sums up at least 70% of the UK when the pubs are shut.

xxx

@Afficionado

If I ever have the misfortune of getting Coronavirus then I want to sign up to donate my blood plasma afterwards because the antibodies are supposed to help other COVID patients recover faster. It’s all a trial at the moment. I’m not going to be one of those people who say “It will never happen to me” because it can happen to anyone.

We have a wishing well in our front garden and my Mum has put solar lights around it. We have those lights in the back garden as well. They look so pretty when they switch on at night. It’s like a magical fairy garden. It’s a shame that the brickwork and wooden fence is looking shabby though. Thankfully you can’t see that in the dark.

We also have a dragon plant in the kitchen. I love big plants.

Hope you’re staying safe, pal.

See what happens when you don’t pay your bar tab.

Today’s strip perfectly sums up 2020: just one long horrible bad day where nothing goes right and everything goes wrong. UGH! XQ The sooner this awful nightmare of a year ends, the better!