FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 11, 2020

Andy, I hope Peter gives you an earful when he gets home!

Peter and Morton also can’t be twins because Morton isn’t wearing an A baseball cap.

Twins? Like Danny DeVito and Ah nold Schwarzenegger?

If you wore a slide rule case on your belt you were a dweeb even then.

That shirt looks like a woman’s shirt to me.

Mom’s loved to do that, didn’t they? I rarely got to pick out my school clothes. Ugh.

Pete’s mom is evil.

Why is he going back to school in the middle of July?

And that shirt will be wadded up and thrown into the back corner of the closet…

But it’s a girls blouse!!!

Better than the ‘Pirate’ shirt from Seinfeld

The rerun schedule is odd. For a moment, I thought, “Whose first day of school is in early July?”

The Fresh Prince told us, “Parents just don’t understand.” And look where he is now.