Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 11, 2020

I think I know where this is headed.

whatr pigmys doin inna desert?

Just the bow & arrows were taken away, but … not the knife!

Loving the flares….

Kulp, his tiny eyes blazing, bitch-slaps Tarzan in the face, then contemplates a relaxing evening massaging the ape-man’s scotum.

I think Tarzan may be right about Kulp’s choosing the “right forces.”

We’ll get to meet the queen soon! Blond, half naked or close to it, bright headlights. She’ll definitely want to take Tarzan as a mate. Kulp will be jealous and Tarzan will play them both like a Stradivarius violin. But best of all, Tarzan will have the pygmaies dig a pit! LOL!

Kulp has been a little edgy, ever since he put his t-shirt in the dryer set on high heat.

Kulp, wearing his sailor’s cap, sailor’s striped t-shirt and sailor’s bell bottomed pants must feel so out of place in that desert.

Sailor Man Kulp don’t speak good English and today that slap would be a full knuckle sandwich! What kind of “games” Kulp, who is not only butt-ugly, but has a once-broken nose, a spotted horse (where do they get those?), and bell-bottomed trousers. Well, at least we now get to see the true size of those pygmies…….

games? Gin rummy, Texas Hold-em, Monopoly is good for a few hours on a rainy day, darts, foosball, pool? Kulp has a man-cave with all the goodies.

One suspects the Ape-Man will truly enjoy subsequently working out his pent up aggression issues. ;-)

Kulp slapped the T-Man? That’s gonna cost him!

Tarzan usually kills things for no reason. This time…

Did ‘mole face’ just fall off a turnup truck? Everyone knows the golden rules. You don’t pull on superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind….OK you know the rest. However, slapping Tarzan’s face is the mistake of a lifetime.

Weera, huh? Okay….