The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 30, 2020

Must be a Foreigner.

Must be smoking dope…

“Ochi Chornya”

It’s a case of COALitis, aka anthraSIGHT.

The treatment will really frost him…

Cold case, Doc!

Explains the nickname “Four Eyes“

Why not put the two extra ones in the back of his head so he can have hindsight?

now, one other thing doc.

I keep smelling carrots for some reason

So I see you have been dressing yourself….

High beams AND low beams! How deluxe can you get?

In the Valley Of The Blind, he’s their god-emperor!

“ My double vision gets the best of me…”

“Mr. Flurry . . . "

“Please, call me Mick.”

Just another Area-51 alien folks, nothing to see here.

Snowmen should be forbodden except between November and March.

Is his first name Snowy?

Now the treatment will sting a bit. Just tilt your head back while I apply the lighter fluid.

Snow spider.

must be a foreigner (sorry)

My name is Coal Porter. I just came up with this song.

Instead of stereoscopy, he has coalonoscopy.

Gives new meaning to “four eyes”

I’ve noticed this is a trend around nuclear power plants