Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 28, 2020

Go in the other room if you don’t like it. It’s bark chat time.

“Who’s got the HowlerPoint presentation ready?”

It’s a dog conference call. Just like a real-life meeting. Get over it already!

Hey buddy. It’s easier for you to put earplugs.

Heck, dogs don’t need Zoom for that. Just let them all go outside. They’ve been having meetings like that forever. One dog starts it, and pretty soon the whole neighborhood is barking.

Heck, I don’t need to shelter in place for that; I can get it at the office.

Maybe the dog is the earner in the family. The guy is the pet.

Might be a great time to go outside and take a walk!

Thank goodness they haven’t invented smellevison; that could get awkward.

Main reason that I am a cat owner. I HATE barking dogs.

As long as they don’t start barking “Jingle Bells”

If they post a picture of a fire hydrant, you might want to clean the screen after.

I remember reading an article where, on a Zoom meeting, one dog barked which caused everyone’s dog to bark too.

They’re all following the animal shelter in place order.

You should’ve got a Basenji.

Why are barking dogs so annoying whereas howling coyotes are shivery exciting?