The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 29, 2020

By her figure, I’d say flowers were the wiser choice.

Haven’t you heard the old saying about “never looking a gift horse in the mouth” Gladys? ;.

Next time give Cadbury Roses—flowers and chocolates. Though Gladys will still find a reason to complain.

“It’s the least I can do. And I always do, the least I can do.”

Going to have to kind of dance around this one…“I know we are all watching our weight here, so I thought I would go with the healthier option.” Nope, keep dancing.

Sounds like my ex-wife…

I can’t win, if I give flowers my wife fusses about wasting money. If I give chocolate she will fuss about me trying to make her fat and she doesn’t need to be eating it. Of course she goes where I can’t see her and eats the whole box in short order but stays mad for me tempting her.

Show her you’d marry her all over again!

I’ve had that one pulled on me. It kinda pisses you Off!

How much ya’ wanna bet that if he doesn’t get her chocolates, she’ll eat those flowers anyway?

Fourth panel: ‘I can see that!’ Fifth panel: ducking the frying pan!

You just went on a vegan diet.

Forget the flowers, forget the chocolates, bring me a ribeye! Or a pizza!

Flowers or Chocolates, which ever you got, she wanted the other.

Ungrateful ****h isn’t she.

“I don’t want much, I just want more.”

At that point, you should throw the flowers outside and come in the house.

Three possible ways for him to respond:

1) Invite her to eat the flowers.

2) Invite her to put the flowers someplace else.

3) Give them to the lady whose home he accidentally walked into one week ago.

I don’t get chocolate between Mother’s day to Columbus day (Are we still allowed to call it that?)It melts too much and isn’t worth the mess trying to eat it.