Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 06, 2020

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    And a long line of royalty.

    200 count sheets.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Probably all bunk.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    And yo Mama was a waterbed!!!

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    Imagine  over 4 years ago

    Could have been a King or a Queen.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Groaner!

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    took me a couple of seconds….almost went with bookends…

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    well, that puts those questions to bed…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    But you’re not royalty! Only the best become king!

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Some of your ancestors came from Turkey: they were Ottomans.

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    l3i7l  over 4 years ago

    and his name is Daybed Murphy.

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    paul  over 4 years ago

    Oh, but to be queen for a day.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Must be from Sqornshellous Zeta.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Now search for the other relatives… The king and queen….

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Oh please, hide me it’s Mike Lindell coming over here.

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    monday morning groan

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    Ancestry is full of twins, queens, and kings (couldn’t figure out how to work double in there, so I’ll leave that one to y’all).

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Bah, that site is all bunk.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    “I’m a twin.”

    And I’m a stunted double.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Extraordinary, @MarkParisi.

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