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Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 06, 2020
Transcript:
Lio Writes: Dear Dr. Fauci, I have been a good boy and followed your advice... I have worn a mask, I have social distanced, I have washed my hands and not touched my face. It's like Christmas in reverse... if you are good about those things, then you are rewarded by getting nothing.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
hmm⊠never thought of it that way as said in final panel
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Is Lio saying that he has gone 3 months without touching his face?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups âif youâre willing to take a riskâ
TampaFanatic1 over 4 years ago
Its too bad everyone has not been following Fauciâs advice!
Melki Premium Member over 4 years ago
Your reward is you get to stay alive and enjoy many more Christmases in the future.
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
I encountered someone yesterday (on the internet, of course) who is convinced that a face mask is the Mark of the Beast.
Weâve always had some nuts, but now weâre strengthening and encouraging them.
Markov Da Robot over 4 years ago
In this case, I WANT NOTHING!!
Autological over 4 years ago
Bah!
Sweden never locked down, and of the nine major European countries, their infection rate if fifth out of nine â squarely in the middle. If Dr. Fiction was correct, youâd expect them to be at the top of the infection list. Theyâre not. Nor are they at the bottom. That means all the lockdown nonsense has been of NO VALUE, except to flatten the curve â which only doubles the length of the pandemic. Thanks SO much for that!
And no, the hospitals havenât been overwhelmed. In fact, until recently, doctors were being laid off because ânon-essentialâ life-saving tests have been postponed.
Worse yet, the death rates (and other rates) are all fake news. Think of it this way: a death rate is a fraction composed of the number of deaths over the number of infections. BUT everyone admits there are many, many people infected without symptoms. That means the denominator in that fraction is not known. So any sort of rate or percentage is similarly unknown, and therefore fake news. Making it even worse, since the denominator is, by their definition, actually larger than what can be known, all of their rates and percentages are mathematically inflated to make things look MUCH worse that what they actually are. Theyâre needlessly scaring people.
Granted, the vulnerable must take precautions. But NOT the vast majority of us.
At least theyâve run up the national debt to incredible levels for our grandchildren to maybe pay off someday. And you though college debt was bad for them to bear? Hah! Good luck paying back all those trillions, kids!
What a mess. And all of it unnecessary.
Norris66 over 4 years ago
Interesting listening to rural area EMS calls, in the spring weather, increase of stroke calls, for much younger people, 60 years and under. Summers here, since June Iâve notice increase in calls, for tweens/teens with difficulty breathing. Virus seems to be able to adapt.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
CleverâŠ
sehughes Premium Member over 4 years ago
The nothing being no-CovidâŠ
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Itâs 2020. You have to learn to be satisfied with small things.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
The vaccine isnât even tested yet, but âweâ already know it will be used to make mankind infertile because somebody claimed âthere were too many people on this planetâ. Please feel free to use your brains instead of your fear!
gammaguy over 4 years ago
ââŠthen you are rewarded by getting nothing.â
Actually, you may be rewarded by getting a longer life than what you would get by not being âgoodâ.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
You canât fool us, Lio. Weâve seen what youâve done for months.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
âGetting nothingâ is what itâs all about, Lio! Good luck.
You too, Doc TonyâŠ.
pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well done â„
benjnavarro28 over 1 year ago
Heh yeah