Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 06, 2020
Transcript:
Lio Writes: Dear Dr. Fauci, I have been a good boy and followed your advice... I have worn a mask, I have social distanced, I have washed my hands and not touched my face. It's like Christmas in reverse... if you are good about those things, then you are rewarded by getting nothing.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
hmm… never thought of it that way as said in final panel
sirbadger over 4 years ago
Is Lio saying that he has gone 3 months without touching his face?
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dr. Fauci endorses Tinder hookups ‘if you’re willing to take a risk’
TampaFanatic1 over 4 years ago
Its too bad everyone has not been following Fauci’s advice!
Melki Premium Member over 4 years ago
Your reward is you get to stay alive and enjoy many more Christmases in the future.
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
I encountered someone yesterday (on the internet, of course) who is convinced that a face mask is the Mark of the Beast.
We’ve always had some nuts, but now we’re strengthening and encouraging them.
Markov Da Robot over 4 years ago
In this case, I WANT NOTHING!!
Autological over 4 years ago
Bah!
Sweden never locked down, and of the nine major European countries, their infection rate if fifth out of nine – squarely in the middle. If Dr. Fiction was correct, you’d expect them to be at the top of the infection list. They’re not. Nor are they at the bottom. That means all the lockdown nonsense has been of NO VALUE, except to flatten the curve – which only doubles the length of the pandemic. Thanks SO much for that!
And no, the hospitals haven’t been overwhelmed. In fact, until recently, doctors were being laid off because “non-essential” life-saving tests have been postponed.
Worse yet, the death rates (and other rates) are all fake news. Think of it this way: a death rate is a fraction composed of the number of deaths over the number of infections. BUT everyone admits there are many, many people infected without symptoms. That means the denominator in that fraction is not known. So any sort of rate or percentage is similarly unknown, and therefore fake news. Making it even worse, since the denominator is, by their definition, actually larger than what can be known, all of their rates and percentages are mathematically inflated to make things look MUCH worse that what they actually are. They’re needlessly scaring people.
Granted, the vulnerable must take precautions. But NOT the vast majority of us.
At least they’ve run up the national debt to incredible levels for our grandchildren to maybe pay off someday. And you though college debt was bad for them to bear? Hah! Good luck paying back all those trillions, kids!
What a mess. And all of it unnecessary.
Norris66 over 4 years ago
Interesting listening to rural area EMS calls, in the spring weather, increase of stroke calls, for much younger people, 60 years and under. Summers here, since June I’ve notice increase in calls, for tweens/teens with difficulty breathing. Virus seems to be able to adapt.
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
Clever…
sehughes Premium Member over 4 years ago
The nothing being no-Covid…
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
It’s 2020. You have to learn to be satisfied with small things.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
The vaccine isn’t even tested yet, but “we” already know it will be used to make mankind infertile because somebody claimed “there were too many people on this planet”. Please feel free to use your brains instead of your fear!
gammaguy over 4 years ago
“…then you are rewarded by getting nothing.”
Actually, you may be rewarded by getting a longer life than what you would get by not being “good”.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
You can’t fool us, Lio. We’ve seen what you’ve done for months.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
“Getting nothing” is what it’s all about, Lio! Good luck.
You too, Doc Tony….
pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well done ♥
benjnavarro28 about 1 year ago
Heh yeah