Herman by Jim Unger for July 18, 2020

“No, but he asked me to give him a head start in case you showed up”.

It must have slipped his mind, what with all the wild parties.

Thank God and Greyhound, she’s gone…

He’s been too busy rejoicing.

One test of love after years of marriage. At least she dressed for the event

If I were married to you, I wouldn’t care less

nope….i’ll call the bar and see.

She’s Gone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVXIUyshng

He probably hasn’t noticed yet, that she’s gone.

Still celebrating I suspect.. 10 days is the kind of the minimum.

depends on who you are AND who he is. but off the top of my head, I’d say – nope

No, and he won’t!

“Get lost”, he said.

She may die waiting.

But you’re not missing, you’re right there.

The party’s still going on.

I’ve been told my ex-wife misses me. I believe it, she was never very good at shooting. -W. C. Fields

He just thought he’d gone deaf.

Uh, Lady…..I think it’s the other way around and you should be reporting your husband missing?