Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 08, 2020

I thought they sold pies.

Meadow muffins.

Cow Patties???

maybe some road apples…?

Let me guess, the’re pre-dipped in milk!

They’re also selling milk for dipping!

Watch out when it comes to pricing, it’s udderly ridiculous!

Better than selling cow pies.

Problem is they only come in one flavor and they don’t stay fresh for very long.

Do they look like meadow muffins?

Cow cookies, meadow muffins. Good for the garden.

If you live in the Dakotas, Wyoming, or Montana they also sell Buffalo “chips.”

is that what they call cow pies now?

As the Fusco Brothers would say… !?!

Sometimes they’re bulligerent when you decline their offer.

I know about cow pies but what are cow cookies?

I don’t think that’s where the udders belong…..

Don’t buy the pies

After you buy their wares, do you tip them?

Chocolate covered with a sprinkle of nuts on top Ew

The last time I bought Girl Scout cookies I had to take out a small loan.

I ticked off a coworker when I refused to buy girl scout cookies from her sign up sheet. I said, make her come in and make me a sales pitch and EARN the sale instead of you doing it for her.

That went over like a fart in church I’ll tell you.

Sheesh, so many foody slang words for the opposite of food.

Devin Nunes?

Cowkies.

Just be glad they’re cookies and not chips!

Ask them if they have pies.

They found cookies sell better than pies.

At least they’re not selling pies.