Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 25, 2020

… An international council of archaeologists has since decided to name these tools “rocks.”

It seems that Colombian hospitals are not very optimistic about the outcome of their patients.

what an accomplishment for Mattel’s favorite doll

In Columbia you can buy a Dr. Barbie Millicent Roberts doll, dressed in her white coat, accessorized with exclusive cardboard hospital bed, easily reconfigurable as a coffin. (Continuing her lifelong preference for convertibles.)

Optional accessories: bone marrow extractors.

They are going to need a lot of those Columbian bedcoffins in Florida and Texas. Soon.

I think I just read that Barbie dolls like nearly everything now, are being made in China.

that would be 144,000 barbies every day, or 52,560,000 /yr.

Bone Crackers in reference when you crack your own finger while hammering.

Some Colombian marketing genius must have seen this pandemic coming. During the pandemic of 1348, they would send carts out every morning to collect the dead, hollering “Bring out your dead!” at the houses.

And thus The Bone Cracker Suite.

Take care and gesundheit.

…..or they could be skull crackers used to get revenge! ;o}

100 every minute! How do they coordinate such a schedule?

So, if you are in a Columbian hospital and they start to put the sides up on your bed…be afraid, be very afraid!!!

So in Columbia, always make sure your hospital bed isn’t already “occupied.”

Yummy! Bone crackers and peanut butter. More please Mummy?

Makes you wonder about the mortality rates of the hospital. I think they should have developed a body bag, since cardboard is not strong enough to drag with a body.

The home versions will be for sale in the U.S. soon…

Amazon is putting cutout markings on its larger cartons now so kids can turn them into playhouses and such. Maybe they can use the larger ones for coffins too.

But why stop there. Bookcase doubles as coffin

https://www.good.is/articles/just-what-you-need-for-halloween-a-bookshelf-that-doubles-as-a-coffin

I’m not buying the Barbie doll post. And neither are their 100 customers.