Herman by Jim Unger for July 24, 2020

All you need is some Griego wire. He could fix just about anything.

Going to need a bigger hammer, methinks.

While you’re driving, you’ll need to reach out the window and pump this handle to keep the water flowing.

LMAO…. XD

“I told you not to buy an aftermarket brand”

Nah Nah…. Not in that color

But you have the wrong size pipe wrench.

It’s called ‘what works ain’t always pretty’

ain’t gonna work.

That’s reassuring.

Git er done

Ummm, good luck….

Sound like a couple uncles I had, Put a motor together and have parts left over. Back in the day.

the lawn guy came by yesterday. after he was done I noticed the grass wasn’t any shorter. called him up and asked him about it. “Darn IT,” he said, I hate when I forget to pull the cord!! All that work for nothing!"

A good mechanic can fix anything. And if he doesn’t charge you he’s good for nothing.

It’ll work, but you have to prime that sucker every time you start the car.

But…it’ll cost ya!

Totally “Aggie rigged.” (Texas joke)

That’s an accurate picture of my old mechanic!

Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

Known some people (men) like that.

He must be one hell of a mechanic.

And this water pump is made in America.

That was the punch line of a popular commercial a few decades ago, for Aamco muffler chain (I think). The independent installer, with a Peter Lorre-like voice, promised to make his Rube-Goldberg-looking transmission fit.

this i gotta see!