Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    Let me see if I remember my spouse and I talking about this… If a Hand Grenade has bumps and groves on the sides… it is a shrapnel making grenade. But if it is smooth (like the one in the drawing) it is a concussion grenade. Designed to knock the stuffing out of you.

    So… how is that brick wall going to save them????

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    That’s because he tried to make it explode on purpose ; all of the others were by accident.

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    Baba27  over 4 years ago

    … yet.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d wait a week before picking that thing up.

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    coratelli  over 4 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    hariseldon59  over 4 years ago

    If this were a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, the bomb would explode only after he went out to examine it.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just step over the wall , Bung ?

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    BigDaveGlass  over 4 years ago

    I’d just leave it…

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    BigDaveGlass  over 4 years ago

    Remember the Joker in his nurses outfit, even he had the sense to run….

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Send Rodney out to examine it…he’s got some armor on (although I don’t see how it’s going to protect him, given his luck)

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Ha ha! Good one!

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    blakerl  over 4 years ago

    Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom!

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    witten.homer175  over 4 years ago

    Some grenades have the segments on the insides.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Give it time

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    dragonbite  over 4 years ago

    If he makes a vacuum cleaner I bet it’ll suck!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …not yet. Go check on it.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Sad, at least to the would-be practitioners of spells. But true.

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    chrisjozo  over 4 years ago

    Given how close they are hiding they better be glad it didn’t explode.

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    blakerl  over 4 years ago

    Thursday’s Wizard of Id comic strip …. Kaboom!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Only works that way when you WANT it to explode…

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a grenade that misfired on the range. After waiting the required half hour, the Captain went out with a gob of C4, lit the detonator and walked back. It was a long delay fuse but it destroyed the C13 grenade with a satisfying BOOM !

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    Will the Wiz be hoisted by his own petard? Tune in tomorrow to find out.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Well, it isn’t the Wiz’s first project to “bomb”!

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Could be a dud

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    The dangers of trying too hard.

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    ChessPirate  over 4 years ago

    Kilroys are here… ☺

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    Of course it didn’t work. It’s the wrong color! Paint that thing black, and it’ll knock out every window in the kingdom.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    It’s time to have the jester go and see if he can make it blow up. :)

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    Imagine  over 4 years ago

    Good thing it didn’t go off. If it had, they could have kissed their noses goodbye.

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