Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 16, 2020

Sorry, can’t say as I actually need one.

My friends are … how shall I put this … unconventional.

That’s what I like best about you, AA: you’re ALWAYS thinking of the other guy. . .

Actually, old girl, you’re merely half-assed.

And you have a whole comments section comin’ atcha… We win… ☺

Aunty, in that regard your service is impeccable.

Marlis delaronde, now why did you pop right into my mind???

Everybody likes a little ass, but Smart Asses are more difficult to appreciate.