Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 28, 2020

“Corina, go in for Watson”

I’m just worried that the female dorm will accept with this mustache.

P1, I wonder why Marty Moon is texting Phoebe.

P2, Looks like Phoebe just found a new bestie.

P3, She’ll be the only freshman at Indiana that isn’t taking classes online.

Could it be a clue? Milford is in Indiana? Didn’t mention “out of state”; a mystery, like the point of most of these stories

P-1: An ominous warning

P-2: The girls practice foot contortions in case Circe is looking for new acts

P-4: Yes, I can pay for my tuition with a truck load Dorm Stuff sale. Then I can lease the trailer to cover labs and meals. Those Hicks won’t know what hit ’em.

In all reality , Can you find out what a Hoosier is ?

P 2.5: “…you need to come along with me and my new ‘Bestie’…..she knows how to get stuff at all these stores but never seems to pay for anything…”

Take a hint, ‘Pheebs…Alexa is blowin’ you off…pretty soon, she will make new friends at IU, and you will be old news

Yikes, Phoebe’s skin-thumbnail is freaking me out. Especially in color. You know, for being a rebellious, angry, loner, Corina sure is desperate for making friends with a stranger.

And speaking of strangers, it doesn’t get any stranger than Mopped Up Thorp!

P1- Mrs. Watson is a member of Kenny Lark’s Mom’s wine club?

P2- I suspect Phoebe provides personal servitude duties for Alexa like holding up her phone and providing fresh towels.

P3- Indiana wants me. Lord I can’t go back there.

Phoebe about to eat Alexa’s earring.

I swear on all things Holy, if you call be “bestie” one more time, I will give you a Columbian Necktie!

Is it just me, or does anyone else find the term ‘bestie’ ridiculously annoying?

Drinking problem?

Wow, aggressive use of periods in that text from Corina Fatale!